FAQ — Cheeky, Honest & Useful
Got questions?
Of course you do. Cleaning might sound simple, but when you throw in eco, non-toxic, air quality, microplastics, VOCs, asthma triggers, and a world obsessed with bleach — things get confusing.
Here’s us, cutting through the nonsense.
A: Yes. Dirt doesn’t need bleach — it just needs brains. Studies show eco cleaning can improve indoor air quality by up to 60% (British Lung Foundation, 2021). We use plant-based, non-toxic products that clean properly without fogging up your lungs.
A: Only if you enjoy coughing fits, stinging eyes, and clothes with mystery holes in them. So no — never.
A: For regular domestic clients — yes. You’ll build a relationship with your cleaner, not play “who’s turning up this week?” roulette. For offices and commercial spaces, we use a small trusted rotation to keep things consistent.
A: Nope. We do long-term partnerships, not one-night stands. Regular cleaning = better air, fairer pay, and a cleaner conscience.
A: We clean across all of London — not just “zones 1–2” like some others. If you’ve got a postcode, we’ve got a Sweep Team.
A: Nope. We bring everything with us — eco, plant-based, and safe. Your cupboard sprays can finally retire.
A: We love them. All our products are pet-safe. (Though we can’t promise to stop giving your dog extra cuddles.)
A: We’re good, but not miracle workers. Ovens are… special. Ask us, and we’ll see what we can do.
A: Because Instagram still doesn’t have a “scratch and sniff” button. Our clients’ testimonials tell the story better than any filtered photo could.
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